I remember my grandad’s last words......” Look out!! A bus!!”
Kippers.
My grandfather looks better than you, and he’s been dead for 20 years.
#18...Of course it is funny...There is only one thing worse than being spoken about, and that is not being spoken about.
Up yours!
The bible.
Whit a load o’ Scunner frae ra Doric telt frae a sassenach tryin’ tae be unco’ funny...ochone!! The O.P’s maw coughed a lune wi’ nae sense. A wid pagger his yak if he brocht his moan mort roon’ aboot …
Lest we forget....
U would make a great target.
Your favourite thing.