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History of Wrens

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Founded in 90000025 BC

Hii, this is the amazing history of Wrens, how they began, how they evolved, and so on :)
Hope you enjoy it!

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9 million years ago, Wrens begin

About roughly 9 million years ago, the first Wren colony was made.
Stunfed the great, (often known as Stunfed, the fluffy pompom) was the main founder of the Wren colony.
Other contributors include Plyrara, known as Pieflufluf, Lola, known as lololol, and Joejoe, knowns as Joejoejoejoejojoo.


7 million years ago, Wrens dominate the earth.

This happened because Joejoe was hungry and there was no popcorn so he invented the machine that could let people know he needed popcorn. The powerful thing about it was that it announced it to everyone in the world, and everyone got annoyed, so they signed a diplomatic contract of pofinest.

Fast forward a bit, to 200 DA


Stunfed decided to create an afterlife for Wrens and gave everyone a limited time on earth until they got teleported to popcorne la isle. This was mostly because of the overpopulation of Wrens and too much control.
And, Kiwi, the Kiwi, the ruler of Kiwis, was not happy and it almost resulted in a world war. Thankfully there was no war.


1204, Wrens lose a lot of power.

When the leaders left Earth to go to popcorn la isle, Wrens remained powerful for 500 years. Then their powers started decreasing. By 1100, it was very noticeable that there was a decline, so lolol visited Earth to assure the Wrens that they would regain power in the afterlife, aka Popcorn la isle.

1400, Joejoe visits Earth to sign a contract with Kiwi.


In 1398, the Wren population contacted their leaders due to jealousy of the Kiwi colony, which had powers in their lifetime on earth. Joejoe visited earth to educate the Wrens on that Kiwis may have powers, but they do not have an afterlife or infinite popcorn. Most Wrens co-operated, but only a few continued to protest and threaten to join the Kiwi colony. So to settle, Joejoe signed a contract with Kiwi, the Kiwi, leader of all Kiwis, that permitted Kiwis would only have powers on their land, Kiwi land, aka New Zealand. Wrens rejoiced.


1800, Rainbow land is discovered

In 1843, Galop gogo discovered the unsecluded magical island of Domastacastagrayaya. Most Wrens thought this name was too long so most called it Rainbow land. Wrens soon discovered that they could use their powers on this land. Pieflufluf, came down to earth to be the leader of Rainbow land. Over 90 million Wrens live in Domasta today.


2000, Wrens modernize,

In 2010, Wrens became a modern culture, similar to humans. A lot of Wrens possessed mobile phones, most have computers, they live in houses, and have teleportation, floating magnetic houses, etc, etc.
Then in 2015, lots of Wrens took up chess and joined Lichess. A lot of Wrens play here today!